Welp, I did it.

It required a hell of a lot of time and patience, but finally, at 4AM local time, I've successfully submitted my Kenney Jam project. 

I've done a fair bit of playtesting and have triple checked the game's assets. The game is playable, there are no major bugs that I've noticed, and I'm about 99% sure the game falls within the restrictions of the jam. I'd be more thorough, but it's late as hell right now and I'm not feeling the best, so I think it's a good idea to sign off here. If I make any further changes to the game, I'll post about them.

Cheers.